So, low and behold, it turns out that I'm royalty. According to some British transplant to Miami that found me on Facebook, our venerable name comes from one Prince Madog of Wales. Over the years the dear prince's name has been bastardized into several forms, including Mattox, Maddox, Maddock, Maddick, Mattick and Mattux. We're also a very culturally diverse people, proud to include among our ranks those of African, Asian and Latino decent.
Finally, an excuse to be the pompous bastard that I am.
So my first order of business is as follows:
By royal decree, I, HRH Prince Mark Mattox of Wales, do hereby order that all correspondence to me be addressed to HRH Prince Mark Mattox of Wales. Or, if you're lazy, just to HRH Prince Mark. A select few will be allowed to simply use HRH. You will be receiving applications via Royal Post to apply to do so.
Furthermore, there will be no collecting of taxes...at the moment. Though any "donations" to the Royal House of Mattox would not be turned away.
That is all.
No comments:
Post a Comment