When it's over

When she began to take down the magnets on the refrigerator I knew that it was really over. I stood at attention in my Navy uniform as she took down the momentos from past vacations and loving tossed them into the trashcan like yesterday's paper. A lone tear rolled down her cheek and I stepped forward to wipe it away, but she turned her head and pushed my hand clear. I was to blame for this. If only I could love them both. It just wasn't possible. There simply wasn't enough hours in the day to satisfy the needs of my two loves.

Standing there watching her go through so much pain, I was brought back to the day we met. It was a warm fall day. The leaves had just began their slow metamorphasis into yet another dazzling autumnal display of color and light. I was late for class and I ran into her as I entered the main engineering building. Which in hindsight was lucky for her, because the force of the impact dislodged her manly shoulders from the doorway where she was trapt like a dolphin in a tuna net. We both fell forward and became a twisted mass of tangled limbs. I would have hit my head on the concrete floor, most likely rendering myself unconcious, if not for her giant quasi modo hump. I helped her up off the floor and the our eyes met and it was love at first sight.

A blinding light followed by a sudden flash of pain in my face and ass brought me back. She had punched me in the mouth when I wouldn't answer her about what I was thinking about, knocking me on my ass. "I was thinking about the day we met!" I stammered, trying to portray honesty with my eyes.

"You lying bastard!" she replied, "I know you were thinking about it! I'm no fool! Every since you found it you were only ever half here, and now that I'm leaving you forever you still refuse to show up. Well I'm sick of it. Take one final look at this beautiful hump, because this is the last time you'll see this lady's lump ever again!!"

And with that she was gone. Out of my life forever. What could I do but run into the arms of my mistress? I pulled myself up off the floor, grabbed the keys to my VW Rabbit off the counter and headed out to my office to meet my love. When I arrived I flew past security, grabbed a Krispy Kreme and ran to the elevator. The ride to the 348th floor seemed an eternity, but when I finally made it to my office and had booted up the computer the rest of my world melted away with the sight of my love. Flight Simulator.